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Tuesday, October 11, 2005

So No One Told You Life Was Going to Be This Waaayyy. CLAP!CLAP!CLAP!CLAP!

OK. So, Andrea and I just finished watching Season 1 of Friends on DVD. (She now has seasons 1 and 6...Christmas is coming...) For those of you who don't know this, every friends episode is named according to the following formula:
"The One WithWhere" + something that happens in the episode
Examples:
"The One With Ugly Naked Guy"
"The One Where Ross Can't Flirt"
etc.
Then I was thinking: "I like Friends. They are totally like how I am with my friends." But then I thought, "No way! That's totally wrong. We're nothing like Friends. I've never slept with anyone else. I've never had a monkey. I'm not a anal-retentive chef...and none of my friends are either." But I do remember plenty of times with my friends that make me smile and giggle a little, just like when I think of some Friends episodes.
So, in honor of my Friends, who rock harder than David Schwimmer ever can, I have come up with a few episodes that could be part of the sitcom of my life.
  • The One With All the Weddings
  • The One With the Original Pancake House
  • The One With the Fellowship of the Ring
  • The One With Amanda Swearing
  • The One With the 20,000-Calorie Breakfast
  • The One With the Two Towers
  • The One With the Huge Spiders in Detroit
  • The One With NFL Blitz
  • The One With the Return of the King
  • The One With the Saturday Morning Apartment Fire
  • The One With Josh's Scarf
  • The One With the Garbage Bag Full of Popcorn
  • The One With Geoff Carlson (a.k.a. G-Money)
  • The One With the Gold Drink
  • The One With Dr. Greene
  • The One With "ManderDan" (sent in by Amanda)
  • The One With Serina in the Trunk (sent in by Serina)
  • The One With Red Wings, Bjorn, Tricia, and Lost Chinese Food (sent in by Tricia)
  • The One Where Dan Gets Mono (sent in by Lisa)
  • The One With Gaylord (sent in by Lisa)
  • The One With Sonic Boom (sent in by Lisa)
  • The One Where Dan Says "Wiener" to Mrs. Hice (sent in by Katie)
  • The One With Sidney Poitier (sent in by Peter and Megan)
  • The One Where Peter Peed on Megan's Wall (sent in by Peter and Megan)
  • The One That Smells Like Kicking Ass (sent in by Peter and Megan)
  • The One With the Heavy Flow (sent in by Peter and Megan)
  • The One With Seven Rings When You Get Home Safe (sent in by Peter and Megan)
  • The One With Wenis McGarnagle (sent in by Peter and Megan)
  • The One Where Andrea Sprains Her Bionic Ankle (Again) (sent in by Peter and Megan)
  • The One With the Weed and the Rims (sent in by Peter and Megan)
  • The One With All the Voice Memos (sent in by Peter and Megan)
So, this can be a living list of memories...so, to all my Friends, send me your memories in this form and I will update the list. Let's start a great TV show on our own.

7 Comments:

At 7:31 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dan- You crack me up! Thanks for the laugh and all the great memories!
What about "The One with ManderDan?"
-Amanda (aka anonymous)

 
At 6:36 AM, Anonymous serina said...

Ha! I have season 8, I think. Maybe we can buy opposite seasons and borrow each other's. Remember all those "Bible study" Thursday nights that ended up with Friends as the main text?

I'm sure you could come up with a ton of "The One Withs" having to do with your car. What about "The One with The Girl in the Trunk?"

 
At 9:16 PM, Blogger Tricia said...

I just have to add one:

"The One with the missing order at the Chinese Restaurant"(sorry that was kind of long)

Tell Andrea to post. I keep checking her blog, but there's nothing new. I enjoy reading both of y'all's. And yes, we are safe, hanging out in College Station--not that Houston had it bad at all.

 
At 9:15 AM, Blogger Kate said...

How about "The One with the vacation where we say weiner & talk about pooping a lot" is that too long? :o) You're cool

 
At 10:27 AM, Blogger Kate said...

I like your edited version of my comment, you're hilarious

 
At 10:07 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

How about "The One With Sidney Poitier" (spelling?) Yeah, he's like the worst actor EVER!!! :o)
-Megan and Peter

 
At 10:22 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

OOORRRRR (More ideas...we are just getting started...)

"The One Where Peter Pees On Megan's Wall"

"The One That Smells Like Kicking A$$"

"The One With The Heavy Flow"

"The One With All The Phone Rings"

"The One With Wenis McGarnickle"

"The One Where Andrea Sprains Her Bionic Ankle (AGAIN)"

"The One With The Weed and the Rims"

"The One With All The Voice Memos"

 

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